Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Oi Gente:)

Hey Famdamily, guess what! I got a package in the mail and there was a great rejoicing heard over all of Brazil when the missionaries in our house had their first tastes of Swedish Fish and Skittles!  Thank you thank you thank you!  I have eaten a ton of them...but I don´t even care. Honestly, I think about how healthy I ate at home and all the junk that I don´t really have a choice to eat now...because missionaries are poor, you know?  And junkfood is cheap:)  So really, I am just saving the Lord´s money.  Anyway, thank you so much for the shoes!  They are giving some blisters right now because the crocs (which are surprisingly chic) are too big, but I´ll figure out some way to deal with those.  Thank you!  And also, I need more of the cleanser, argan oil, and moisturizer, por favor. But yeah, that was basically the most exciting thing that happened that week.

Lies, this week was awesome.  We had a baptism!  Yay!  Yasmin was baptized last night, and she is 13 and beautiful.  When we got to her house half an hour before the baptism, she goes "Sisters, do you think we can move the baptism to next week?  I feel really sick!"  Um.  No.  So we said, "Yasmin.  Right now we are going to have a miracle, ok? You are going to say a prayer that this sickness can be taken away, and then we are going to get on the bus and you are going to get baptized tonight!  Do you have faith that this can happen?"  "...sim."  "Ok!  Pray"  So she did!  And then she got up and goes, "It´s gone, let´s go!"  And we did!  Of course, right when we got to the bus stop, a motorcycle sped by ridiculously fast through a puddle of disgusting water on the street and drenched the three of us.  I really hope that wasn´t some perverse baptism joke.  But oh well, it was a great night!

We also had a super funny story happen this Saturday.  So the weekends in our area are hilarious, because everyone gets wayyyyy drunk.  We don´t teach a ton on Saturday and Sunday, but we always have the best stories!  So anyways, we knocked on this lady´s door and she let us share a message with her on her front porch.  So I am saying the opening prayer, when this guy comes up to us and starts asking for water.  He and his buddy were PLASTERED.  So the lady goes to get them water, and they plop down in front of us and start to eat lunch.  I have to give it to the Brazilians, they are the most charitable people that I know.  These guys had bread from the bakery, spaghetti from the diner, and vegetables from the fruit stand that people just give out of the goodness of their hearts.  But anyway, they started eating, and it was DISGUSTING.  Imagine two humans eating lettuce like horses.  Nasty business.  And then the spaghetti....oh dear.  But all the while, they were talking and saying literally the funniest stuff I have ever heard, all the while smearing the food all over their faces.  One of them tried to show off for us, and acted out a fight that he had had the night before...oh my gosh.  And so this went on for about 45 minutes.  Finally, they finished up and cleaned up this poor lady´s porch by using a plastic bag and smearing the food all over the place.  Then, they did a ballet-samba dance for us to say thank you, and danced down the road back to the bar.  Needless to say, this lesson never really happened, because all of us just sat there crying because it was so funny!  I love Brasil...

But yeah, other than that, everything is normal here!  It was weird to have Halloween pass by without doing anything, and Leslie´s bday, and today is Kristen´s, so birthday shout out to Belgium!  I hope that you guys had a great week, and I love you all lots.  Thank you for your prayers, and I seriously can feel them all the time!  Have a good week!  

Love,

Sister Dana

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